Anthems For a 23 Year Old Girl

vvhaleshark:

if ur ever feelin down just remember ur 50% mermaid

(via lyrlouwho)

youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

(Source: aspirinorpizza, via modernmethadone)

i’m gonna get real fucking drunk
i’m pouring some whiskey right now
i’m going to get so, so drunk
that i pass out and forget your face

(Source: mywordonawing, via modernmethadone)

crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

(via modernmethadone)

"

Okay, we didn’t work, and all memories to tell you the truth aren’t good. But sometimes there were good times. Love was good. I loved your crooked sleep beside me and never dreamed afraid.

There should be stars for great wars like ours.

"

- Sandra Cisneros (via modernmethadone)

(Source: macedonianmess, via modernmethadone)